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Given The Chance I Will Create Chaos~
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Given The Chance I Will Create Chaos~ [userpic]
Fic: Introductions

Title: Introductions
Characters/Pairings: Urahara/Ichigo, Isshin (not incest)
Warnings: meantions of mansex, OOCness and crackness abound
Disclaimer: All I own is this story.
Summary: Urahara meets the family. Written for [livejournal.com profile] bleach_15 Prompt #7 Learning

This sucks, seriously. My muses have left. The ending is forced and I'm not sure I stayed in the same tense the whole time. Be gentle.




Ichigo shook his head with a sigh. When would he learn? It had all seemed like a good idea at the time. They had been together for months now and as much as he dreaded it he had figured it was time to introduce his lover to his family, mostly his dad. He should have known it'd turn out this way. He should have known they'd already know each other (because really who doesn't Urahara know?) and of course they'd end up talking all night while ignoring him completely and of course his father would embarass him to no end. Like now. He groaned as his dad began talking about how Ichigo used to cry at the drop of a hat and 'Isn't he much braver now? So confident and strong.', going on and on about how proud he is of Ichigo and 'What a fine boy he is don't you think?'.

While they rambled on to each other Ichigo wondered how exactly they knew each other. When he heard the words 'shinigami academy' and 'good ol days' it all snapped into place. It makes sense that his father's a shinigami. He thinks on some level he already knew. It certainly explains why he's never questioned Ichigo spending so much time away from home recently and why if his father noticed the difference when Kon is in his body he never said anything. Now he just hopes that Urahara and his dad weren't too close back in the day because well that would just be weird. Like Ichigo is a replacement or something, he'd always being wondering if he measured up to his father. Maybe he should ask Urahara. Then again he thinks he'd rather be left wondering instead of risk hearing that yes they had been lovers and no he's not as good in bed. Urahara would tell him too and wouldn't even feel bad about it.

Oh God, Urahara's telling his dad about their first time together. Ichigo buried his face in his hands as a blush worked its way down his neck to his collarbone. Why did he have to tell that story? So he had fumbled around a lot and had spilled the lube. Sure he'd had trouble getting the condom on Urahara (damn thing had barely fit) but was it really that funny? Besides did his dad really want to know about Urahara defiling his son? Apparently not as Isshin suddenly stopped laughing. Realization and then horror crossed his face as the story really hit him. Jumping up Isshin began chasing Urahara around the house shouting some nonsense about 'defending Ichigo's honor' while beating him over the head with a photo album.

Ichigo thought about helping Urahara out but decided against it. After all it was his own fault for telling the story in the first place. Maybe this way the idiot would learn to keep his big perverted mouth shut. But given how the damn fool was grinning at him Ichigo doubted it.

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Comments
yay

Yay! I loved it. One, because it was funny and two, UraIchi needs more love. Cheers!

Re: yay

Glad you liked it! Honestly I'm a little disappointed in it myself but it does feel good to have finally finished something!

You're right UraIchi does need more love. I can't get enough of them.

Hehehe, I first read this on FF.net...
but now I know that's there's more!

good job :)

Wow.. I didn't think you had the balls to go there... BOY was I wrong?!?


You're awesome. Seriously... They were so IN character!!! Amazing. Absolutely and without a doubt.


You now own me an dI will forever seek you out for some Kisuke/Ichigo...

Well there's plenty more where that came from. If you check out the third post from the top of my journal - the one labeled work - you can see what I'm working on.

I've got two claims for urahara/ichigo and I'm no where near done. I'll be writing the pairing for quite awhile. Not that I mind since they're my OTP. Obviously.

Yeah, I've read most, if not all of your claims for this pairing.. :D I'm a fast reader, lol...

Wow.. that's quite a list, chickie!!

But I noticed that you need a beta/betas... I would like to volunteer.. I normally wouldn't, because I'm cool that way... But I like your style, and I have a bit of free time...

If you're interested? I work evenings(like, basicallly 3rd shift)... So, I have a larger part of the day and most of the night while normal people sleep.. :D *shrugs* Just let me know. :)

Anyway, back on subject.. Added and I look forward to more!!!

That sounds good. I live in Germany right now (my husband's air force) so I'm anywhere from 5 to 8 hours ahead of the states, depending on where you live. My point being I'm up writing when most people are either sleeping or at work so your shift is perfect.

I'm mostly concerned with keeping the characters, well, in character. I'm afraid I'm not a consistent writer, meaning I go through months long dry spells then like this past week write 4 or 5 fics. Also, as I'm sure you've noticed most of what I write are drabbles/ficlets. If I write something longer I'll need you to double check that I stay in the same tense all the way through (that's my biggest problem). Just so you know most grammar mistakes are intentional. I'm a horrible speller but I finally Microsoft Office so I spell check like crazy. Really it'll just be making sure I keep them in character. Sound good?

BTW, sorry this was so long. I'm feeling kinda chatty.

Hey, it works out well, then. :)

Ok. That sounds good to me. Although I'll still be on the lookout for other stuff.. :P Just in case and all that... I'm not on all the time, and when I am I'm usually invisible, but my yahoo is blackenthynight if you have one and want to add me and my email is the same...

It's fine.. :) I'm nearly always chatty so even a "Good job!" ends up being an enormous reply. ;) So we should get along fine. ;)

Oh, I almost forgot. Are you okay with reading incest? I have two Isshin/Ichigo claims and a claim for Urahara/Isshin/Ichigo. If you're not that's fine, I'm just a little shaky on Isshin characterization. We don't get to see much besides his goofy side so I'm not sure I'm handling his serious side very well. Right now I'm more or less just playing around with him.

You write it, I'll beta it. :) I have no moral bindings what-so-ever when it comes to fan-fic... Well, maybe a couple, but I highly doubt you'll hit em. ;)

That's fine! Just send whatever you have whenever you need to. And if you pick up any more claims, unless I'm unfamiliar with the series, I'll nab that, too. :)

Lol, awesome. I think I lost all fanfiction morals a long time ago. The only thing that still squirks me is non-con. I don't think I could bring myself to write it.

I can do a bit of non-con, depending on the circumstances.. I prefer semi-con, though.. :P

I think my main squick is child abuse.. :( Like... Cahd/Karin sexual abuse? Yeah.. Totally irks me out...

I'd still beta it, though... *shrugs* It'd just bug me...


*shrugs* It works. :)

Nice story! I've always wondered how Isshin would react to that. But... He does seem a wee bit slow on the uptake here, doesn't he? *BG* Not that I mind. More's the fun!

One thing, though:
He should of known it'd turn out this way. He should of known they'd already know each other [...]
You know, 'of' is NOT the same as ' 've' (=the shortened version of 'have'). It's not even close in meaning!